A pair of deranged anti-Trump lunatics, who have repeatedly harassed homeowners in the northwest valley of Las Vegas, recently escalated tensions by using their Tesla to run over a man’s foot while blaring a song entitled “[Expletive] Donald Trump.” The incident ultimately led one victim to install at least seven new ventilation holes in the carbon-conscious vehicle, free of charge.  

Jennifer Lund, 38; and Timothy Parks, 45, are facing charges of assault, battery and stalking, according to court documents. Parks was driving his Tesla with Lund in the passenger seat on October 13, likely returning from picking up some fresh kale at Whole Foods Market, when they decided to signal some of that infamous leftist tolerance. Blasting the expletive-laden music demonstrating their distaste for the former president and apparent decency in a neighborhood where families reside and children play, Parks decided to stop in front of a home with a pro-Trump sign, said police.

“Parks parked his Tesla in front of the residence with Lund in the passenger seat…[playing] the song ‘[Expletive] Donald Trump,’” according to documents. Moments later, three men approached the vehicle, one of whom later told police Lund was screaming at him from the passenger seat as the car pulled up to the house. 

Detectives obtained surveillance video of the altercation, showing at some point one of the men punching Parks who then drove off only to throw the environmentally friendly battering ram into reverse, in an apparent attempt to run down the men. Reports go on to say that one of the men drew a firearm and pointed it at the car as Parks successfully ran over another man’s foot.

That’s when shots were fired, with at least seven bullets impacting the car, according to police. The man who fired the gun told authorities that he felt his life was threatened at that moment, causing him to discharge his weapon in self-defense. As of Thursday, no charges have been filed against him

According to police, Lund has harassed the homeowners several times prior to this incident. 

“Lund stated since [the people] put the Trump sign in their yard, she feels like she has every right to tell them how she feels about it…Lund advised this was not the first time she went to that house to play the ‘[Expletive] Donald Trump’ song. Lund states she hates Donald Trump and hates every person who represents or votes for him,” police stated in court documents.

Las Vegas Justice Court Judge Rebecca Saxe also had an opinion on the matter, setting bail for Lund and Parks at $20,000 each. As of Thursday, both defendants remained in custody, where I’m guessing they requested vegan meals. I wonder if they serve couscous in jail.